ENCRORE

Kaun Banega Crorepati's second season.

INDUCTION PROGRAMME

Orientation course for Electrical engineers.

SAP ANALYST

Person who studies plant goo.

LAID ZEPPELIN

When Robert Plant had sex.

TAXREFORMMAN

Lennon and McCartney's tribute to Pranab Mukherjee.

WHOREKUT

Social networking site used by prostitutes.

PHASEBOOK

A social networking site used by theoretical physicists

(this is a tribute to Sheldon Cooper :P)

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Illegal DVD makers from the West Indies

(granted, this is one of my oldest ones)

H1N1B

What you get when you combine Swine Flu and US Visas.

SENSE OF TUMOUR

The feeling of having a lump on your head.

ANTI-TERRORISM BILL

A duck's beak that's used for killing vigilantes.

THE WALL

What Pink Floyd would post on, on Facebook.

TWO PRONGED ATTACK

Something that you'd call an offensive launched by two of Harry Potter's patronuses (patronii, if you will).

TWITTER FEEDS

What the world's largest microblogging site does when it's hungry.

RAZE THE BAR

What a construction company, which wants to improve its ISO rating, would do to a dilapidated pub.

WEEKLY REVIEW MEAT

A quality check for non-vegetarian food.

LIQUID PRO QUO

The barter of fluids.

(or)

What the Romans used to call Osmosis.

BINGISM

post-watching-FRIENDS-for-5-hours syndrome, in which you feel the intense need to act like Chandler, even going to the fridge to get water warrants that 'cool walk' which he does and all your lines to you friends over the next couple of hours will be incomprehensible humour which you know only a laugh track will laugh to.

ARMSHOT

The omnipresent Orkut / Facebook profile / GTalk status pic that has a pic of the self shot using a digital camera, masterfully done while posing at the same time.
The version you see on screen is probably the 8th attempt.

LOOSONANCE

The volume at which tap water is made to flow so that it just manages to block out the sound of the exhauster / you humming / you performing toilet-based activities

Engineering College Sniglets :)

Following are the Engineering College Sniglets I thought up... All based on my four-year tenure at college while I was enlightening myself on the intricacies of Chemical Engineering, and some more during software training.

ATTENDANTIME: The 'cut-off' time that a person entering class is eligible for attendance for the whole hour. Varies according to the lecturer in advisement.

BATDRAFTING: The practice of using a minidrafter as a make-believe cricket bat and playing a cover drive. Related term: Guitardrafting.

CHEMYSTERY: The unintelligible solution that you just created :

CHEMYTH: The ill-conceived notion that the rest of the college has that Chemical Engineering is all about Chemistry : :

CHIT: Memory-joggers designed for the benefit of exam-takers. Production of these are considered an illegal activity :D

CHITREADING: The fine art of reading exam chits (refer definition above). Highly esoteric, and can be understood only be the writer. Requires eyesight of high microscopic abilities.

COPYWRITER: Person availing of chits. Not related to advertising.

DESK-MS: The ability to type SMS with the phone below the table and not looking at the screen.

DESKITTI: The ubiquitous scribblings and works of arts of Michelangelos-to-bes that you find on every piece of furniture in college.

ELASTIC BAND: The ever-changing college music group :D

ELECTROMYSTERY: The phenomenon of absence of electricity in Electrical Engineering classrooms :O

ENTRAINING: The PC Thomas-like torture we all went through to get our asses out here in the first place :

EXSHAM: A test paper that gets leaked and sullies the name of the university.

GRAPH-I-TEA: The peculiar designs obtained when chaai is spilled on your lab record.

GYMNAUSEUM: The odour emanating from the sweatshirts of guys who work out.

INEBRYTHM: The drunken dance at every college fest, late at night. Generally performed by strange species from the Mens' Hostel.

KOO-RESISTOR: The person who, oblivious of the wild jeering from the crowd, continues singing/dancing/mimicing/whatevering straight-faced!

MALLPRACTICE: The art of skipping class for shopping.

MECHALOMANIA: The undying spirit that ties Mech students together.

MECHALCOHOLOMANIA: The *spirit* that ties Mech students together.

MECHTENDANCE: The rare event of finding a Mech student in class.

NINETYNINE-POINT SOMEONE: The guy who cracks GATE/CAT from every batch :D

NJAANOTECHNOLOGY: The science of studying about yourself (for Mallus only!)

NORMALIZATION: The *standardization* of lab experiment values. Standard values may be obtained from any senior's lab record. (Of course, this means that the first ever batch are the only people to have ever *done* the experiment.)

NOVELIZATION: The art of reading a novel in class.

RE_PARTEE: The person who shifts political orientation with respect to who is in power in college.

RICE AND SHINE: The horror of finding rice being served in for breakfast in hostels.

SIMBIOSIS: The person in college who effortlessly uses two SIMs with his phone...

SOFTSH*T: The bullcrap that you say during software interviews that you wouldn't dream of saying otherwise ("Software is booming! Of course I want to stay with ******* all my life! MBA?! What's that?")

SPONSORSH*T: The hell that all students have to go through, begging people all over the town, for their upcoming departmental fest.

THERMOCOUPLE: The *hottest* couple in college :D

ZZZZZZ: The sound you hear from the back bench during most lectures.

I'll keep updating this as and when I get inspiration. You're free to add on to this :D